This morning I received this ‘forward’ from my professor! Had to share it with all!
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door of the first house on the street. A tall lady opens the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into her living room and opened his big black plastic bag and poured out all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
“Madam, if I can’t clean this up with this new powerful Vacuum cleaner in the next 10 minutes, I will EAT all this dung!” exclaimed the eager salesman.
“Would you like chilly sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam??”
“There’s no electricity in the house…” said the lady.
MORAL: Gather all requirements and resources before working on any project and committing to the client…!!!
(With due acknowldgement to the unknown original author, thanks to Prof H B Kekre for the ‘forward’)