About eight weeks ago I subscribed to Direct-To-Home services from a leading provider solely for reliable service free of annoying breakdowns that were plaguing my cable service provider.
It was sold to me by a couple of trainees out campaigning door-to-door offering special deals. The facile answers from these guys to my queries about Tamil channels for my Mom’s viewing didn’t alert me on a day I was not at my best. Not knowing Tamil from Telugu or from Kannada or Malayalam, they were no way going to be right in their clarifications just as I found out later. I’m also going to forget the contradictory information given out by two Help-Line operators when I tried to add an option that was said to be included in the ordered package.
Fast forward to the present.
Over the last 2 to 3 weeks, we saw this problem recurring often – the picture would suddenly freeze on the TV and at other times we would lose the sound completely. When this happened the recovery was painful – we had to switch off and on and set the channel again. The ‘Remote’ was ineffective. Sometimes the MTBI (Mean time Between Incidents) was as low as 15 minutes. When this happened often on a rain-free day like today – we were cautioned right at the outset to expect short-lived disturbances during rains – I decided to ask for service.
Promptly I went to the site, did a month’s recharge that was becoming due and now looked for telephone numbers. There was no tab/link for Customer Service- obviously the thinking was their services would be flawless. After much panning and scrolling I clicked only tab that hinted to be of some use – the ‘Help-Desk’. I was offered a simple generic form that carried ‘Unable to View Services’ as the last option of a long alphabetically ordered drop-down list of subject types. And, closest to describe what I had on my hands. Didn’t look very encouraging. There were some documents available on the site for download – perhaps they contained DIY tips on how to fix? But I was not inclined to read docs. It was then I chanced on a Help-Line number helpfully included somewhere there.
Now to the next stage of the saga.
After encountering several ‘All Lines Are Busy On This Route, Please Try Later’ on the MTNL network, finally I managed to reach the service provider. Their IVR (Interactive Voice Response) kicked in. Subject to intense questioning by the IVR and wearing out the keys on the phone, I was thrilled to be informed of the option ‘Unable to View Services’. I seized it with great alacrity of a treasure-hunter finding gold and was told my call would be transferred to an associate. Only seconds away from success I gloated like a climber within a step of cresting a peak. My keen ears waited for the promotional message to end and a human voice to be heard. Well, I continued to wait and wait. The message just repeated endlessly. One more attempt starting from the beginning. Same results. Didn’t feel like trying any more.
The associate obviously had not recovered yet from the strain of his duties during the Ganesh Festival. He had not bothered to leave an appropriate response to the caller.
Went back to the web-site to see if the Help-Line had any time/day qualifiers – there were none. Sundays were not excluded.
So I wait for Monday to dawn hoping the associate had a restful weekend.
This is one service provider who never minded their customers saying ‘tata’ to them! If you get what I mean!
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